On the Phone with My Mother
Mom: Why is your cat crying like that? Is she hungry?
Me: That's not my cat, that's Patsy Cline.
In the Elevator with a Young Male Stranger
Me: (said matter-of-factly right as I got on the elevator) You smell nice.
Him: It's Axe.
Me: Oh... no...
Dad on the Phone with Sister
Dad: Oh... Where? Yeah...Good! You can see the Bell - that Bell they have... yeah, or cream cheese...
(At which point I cracked up 'cause I knew the other part of the conversation was my sister talking about a possible visit to Philadelphia.)