From Squiddity, a link to a HUMAN FOOSBALL court.
This is genius! This is a game I could PLAY - no running around!
The only drawback is the little figures on the actual foosball table are usually in better shape. Or at least, better shape than I'm in!
Foosball, by the way, is table-top European football - aka soccer. It's fun even if you play really badly... not that I'd know anything about that.