Taking another stab at writing a query letter for agent submission feels about as fun as taking a stab at my own gut with a rusty knife.
Naturally, I can't just go ahead and start writing it. I must read everything anyone ever wrote on the inturwebz about query letters first.
You can join me!
So You Wanna (Write a Query Letter)
Nelson Literary Agency advice
The author of "The Art of Kissing" dishes query letter advice*
Rachelle Gardner, Literary Agent, on how she likes her query letters
Poewar, a blog, on the QL
eHow makes it look easy.
Plus all the links to agents, etc., I have on the side over there.
So, if you would just read all those, summarize and send me a 1-page synopsis by tomorrow, that would be great, thanks.
Yeah, yeah, back to work, I know. But you can't expect me to write a query letter without breakfast. I'm sure I'll write a spectacular letter that will entrance agents and garner me huge advances... just as soon as I've had some brioche french toast and another cup of coffee.
*I don't make this stuff up, I just google it.