This is a meme I stole from Marla at Weight and Paint.
Shasha Bread Company (they make ginger snaps, don't ask)
Names I just thought of but have never really called her:
Botox ('cause she has pale eyebrows that make her look perpetually worried)
Her real name is Saturn. Yes, she's a girl. When I adopted her, she was called Franny. I bet you didn't know that.