3. Facial + Manicure + Pedicure
4. Detoxifying Cleansing Wheatgrass-Spirulina Fast
5. 10 sessions with Personal Trainer
6. Laser Hair Removal
7. Tooth Whitening
8. Tanning Session
9. Straighten hair, dye it blonde
11. Buy new outfits from BeBe, Guess and Marciano. Get inspired!
Alright, I never said I was a comedy writer.
Sure I'd love to be able to afford #3, 5, and 6, but I guess I'll paint my own toes. Ok, maybe #7 too, but my teeth are sensitive already.
Self-improvement (er, "improvement") - insidiously addictive!
Ah, L.A.! So many canyons, so many palm trees! So many aspiring