Cameron Diaz is apparently getting married after the show.
Ok, ok, she looks mighty fine, but she's not taking my breath away.
Ha! Ben Affleck introduced as a screenwriter. Whatevah. And he is SO phoning it in. Blah.
Awright, they got me with this very adorable writery montage. And I usually don't like montages much. But they shoulda used some footage of Diane Keaton from Something's Gotta Give.
gasp Helen Mirren looks like a dream.
Tom Hank's hair is turning slowly into John Travolta's.
William Monahan is endearing.
Will the food I ordered ever arrive - oh, sorry - that has nothing to do with the "Ox Cars".
Meh. More commercials.